Friday, December 30, 2016

Spell Guesser

While I vehemently detest the "cloud" guessing at what I am trying to say, sometimes their guesses are pretty funny. 

My mom is recovering from some upper respiratory stuff & gaining strength to begin walking again. My text to my siblings came out the following,"Will get out in hell for a walk."

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

Snowbound.....

& Stir Crazy. Can you say Cabin Fever? To the max..... snow virtually everyday (& lots of it) & today, wind chill 20 BELOW zero. I'm a prisoner. Can't get out to mall walk & can't materialize moving south with these conditions.

So what does one do? Add to well-known childhood lore ....

See you later alligator.... After a while crocodile..... Maybe two, kangaroo....See you soon baboon..... In an hour, sunflower.....Bye-bye butterfly....Adios, hippos... Better swish jellyfish... Chop chop, lollipop.... Gotta run, skeleton.... Better shake, rattlesnake.... Ciao ciao, brown cow.... Adieu, cockatoo.... Gotta go, buffalo....(Can't take credit - found at Signals.com) What can you add?

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Vicks to the Rescue

With the new found ability to bend enough to cut my toenails, I found the dreaded, disgusting nail fungus. Resorting to Pinterest, I found the cure-all for everything, Vicks. I'm going to slather everywhere & become a new woman (search out all its wonders - you'll be amazed). Father really does know best (it was a staple in our house growing up)

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Independence Day.....

..... almost. (update) I am dismissed from PT (with directions on how to get up and down from floor & continual exercises with leg weights, etc & on the look out for exercise machine). I no longer have to take long "clothes grabber" when I travel - although it was a great conversation piece & got me special rates on special rooms. And, my last great hurdle - special long scissors so I can cut my toenails - I've never been so excited!! Now, to work on socking my left foot without assistive stuff - oh, but I have that settled - moving south & going sockless. 

Monday, December 5, 2016